LOU LIST: 3) People Who Make You Buy Shit You Do Not Need but Also Help Drastically Improve Your Life also known as Girlfriends… You’re chugging along and thinking life is so grand; I have everything I could ever need. I have found the ideal number of pillows for my bed (two for function and … Continue reading November 15th, 2021 →

Hello everyone! My name is Mu (no relation) and I’ve been an avid reader of the Piss List for years. I’m a little bit of a news junkie so I reach for the List every morning to stay up to date with the world of what’s good and not good according to Lou. I was … Continue reading Guest Piss: The Wacky World of Reptiles! →

LOU: State your twitter name, overall vibe, and last four digits of your social security number for the record BRAD CLIT: I am Brad Lee Clit. My vibe is “smockin” and I do not have a social security number. LOU: Did your parents not give you one when you were born, or did you just … Continue reading @asapturd Interview →

LOU LIST: 3) The Ideal Interior Designer also known as Wes Anderson... I will sit completely still in the most uncomfortable pose for hours on end if it will make me look like a shot from Grand Budapest Hotel. I will pay for an extremely expensive surgery to turn my body into clay if it … Continue reading January 1st, 2021 →

LOU LIST: 3) Craig’s List for people who do not want to be murdered also known as Facebook Marketplace… Cheap shit? Who doesn’t love it! Getting murdered? Umm, check please! I like to think of early 2000’s Craig’s List as a really shitty lottery. 99.9% of the time you got the 2 foot x 3.5 … Continue reading December 4th, 2020 →

LOU LIST: 3) When the Grim Reaper is kind of nice with it though also known as When Awful People Pass Away… I am not a violent person. If I were a UFC fighter I would simply kiss my opponent into submission. But boy howdy do I like it when a real piece of shit … Continue reading October 21st, 2020 →

LOU LIST: 3) The modern-day butler also known as Smart Devices… Used to be you would have to have a 4x8 room with a murphy bed in it if you wanted some help around the house. I remember back when I was growing up that my parents had to pay a real person to stand … Continue reading February 7th, 2020 →

wtf LOU LIST: 2) Saying humorous things to elicit a laugh from a nearby person also known as Making Jokes… Bob Saget, Dave Coulier, Bill Cosby; the first thing that comes to mind is making jokes. The three best to ever do it in my opinion! I have heard people say laughter is the best … Continue reading January 24th, 2020 →

Massive pain in my ass Jeffery stealing Cadbury eggs from my safe LOU LIST: 3) The coolest shit you could put in your mouth also known as Cigarettes… Living is dumb as fuck which makes dying cool as hell and smoking helps you die so by the transitive property smoking is cool as shit. And … Continue reading January 10th, 2020 →

LOU LIST: • 3) Capitalisms acceptable form of handouts also known as fundraising… As an American, I hate free stuff – unless it benefits me directly and does not benefit any minority except the ones that I know personally and like. That’s why I love fundraisers. Plus, you get to buy all that cool shit! … Continue reading November 15th, 2019 →