LOU LIST: 3) Feeling like a God for a couple of hours also known as Doing Cocaine… Ok so doing coke is good I literally cannot think of any negative side effect I just feel like I have so much energy and my brain is just throbbing and when I start to stop feeling like … Continue reading November 1st, 2019 →

LOU LIST: 3) The brilliant, creative minds behind That’s Right I’m Five and Lily Pad on Your Doorstep also known as Don’t Stop or We’ll Die… Paul Rust, Mike Cassady (and RIP Harris Wittels) are awesome. I don’t think this entry will be a funny one. I just want to sincerely express how excellent these … Continue reading October 18th, 2019 →

LOU LIST: 3) The Simple Solution to All My Financial Woes also known as Winning the Lottery… I owe money all across the world. I’m like Ludacris except with debt. I’m the George Straight of money because all my taxes are due in Texas and I George Straight up owe cash to every loan shark … Continue reading October 4th, 2019 →

LOU LIST: 3) The Combination of my Least Favorite Thing and My Most Favorite Thing also known as a Hot Glue Gun… Hot? That’s me. Glue? That’s what I will be if my lawyer ever gets his shit together for my court case to approve my will*. Gun? No fucken thanks buddy. Hot glue guns … Continue reading September 20th, 2019 →

LOU LIST: 3) The Fresh Tunes and Smoove Melodies also known as Music… I love a good song that I can snap my fingers and tap my foot to. Except I can’t snap my fingers. My hands are so oily from my diet of fish oil pills and rolling up the cheese on slices of … Continue reading September 9th, 2019 →

LOU LIST: 3) The Most Edited Thing Since The Radio Version of Xzibit's Muthafucka also known as the Mueller Report... I think the Mueller Report is [Redacted - Investigative Technique]. I've learned [Redacted - Harm to Ongoing Investigation]. Carter Page is a big dumb bitch.2) The Horizontal Window also known as the Sunroof... This is … Continue reading June 7th, 2019 →

LOU LIST: 3) The Culinary Treat Known As Mackened Cheese... Pippen and Jordan. Pippin and Merry. Big Pimpin and Spending Cheese. Famous duos that go together like Mac n Cheese. You know how after spending an hour playing in the snow during winter and you come back inside and your mom made you a big, … Continue reading May 10th, 2019 →

LOU LIST: 3) The Movie Starring Paul Rudd That I Fever Dreamed Was Real AND That I Ordered It On Amazon... The O.G. Pissheads may remember my first entry on the Piss List all the way back on February 15th. But for those of you late bloomers, you can find it here: (https://pisslist.wordpress.com/2019/02/15/february-15th-2019/) After posting … Continue reading April 26th, 2019 →

LOU LIST: 3) The Gentleman's Parlor Game Known As Billiards (or pool if you have never referred to all Hispanic people as Mexicans before)... The best thing about someone owning their own pool stick is you can tell their stepdad verbally abused them. Billiards is part of the Default Programming Trifecta on ESPN along with … Continue reading April 12th, 2019 →